Things I love to Say

"Wheres the Moon? I dunno where it is"
"It's sleeping."
"The sun is out!  The clouds are out! The moon is sleeping!"
"The sun is hiding behind the clouds!"

"I want oatmeal. Mama!! Mama! No bananas!"

When riding in the backseat on a sunny day, "I want my sunglasses!!!!"

When riding through tunnels, I say "TUNNEL!!! TUNNEL!"

A video posted by @cinsta on Jan 17, 2015 at 7:09am PST

What I say when I am trying to get Mama to leave me alone so I can mess with something I am not supposed to:
"Mama go over there! Julian is crying!" (even though he isn't!


When asked to spell my name?
M-A-X-W-E-L-L

When asked to spell toys.
M-A-X-W-E-L-L



I can spell my name but sometimes I like to test Mama and Dada




Regarding what I like to wear everyday: "I want the eye shirt."

"NO PANTS!!!!"

Regarding which pajamas I want, which cup I want, and which underwear I want: "I want spiderman"





When I want to watch "Despicable Me" or wear my minions underwear: "I want the eye."


"Julian is awake."
"Julian is crying."

After my bath, I say "Who ate the duck's food?"

When I wanted to keep watching ipad, "I want to sit on the potty!!!" (even though I NEVER WANT TO SIT ON THE POTTY!!!)



What I say after I spit out my pancake: "There is blueberry in there."

What I say after I spit out pasta: "Whats that? That's chicken. I don't want chicken!"





What I say in the carseat: "Dada on the bus.  Then Mama in the car. Baby in the car. Maxie in the Car. Dada in the car.  Family in the car!"

What I say when I want mama or Dada to carry me so that I can see the toys they hid on the top shelf:  "Carry you!!!:


What I say to drive them crazy:

"I want hot!!!"  Mama gives me warmed milk  Then, "I want cold!!!" Dada gives me cold milk. "I want BLUE CUP."

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So I told my first lie.  Dada was punishing me and not letting me watch TV. So I saw his iphone and grabbed it and hid it between my legs.  Dada was looking for it. So I told him, "Over there!!!" and pointed to the Kitchen.   Once Mama and Dada went to the kitchen to look for Dada's iphone, i pulled it out from between my legs and tried to break his security code.  Then Mama and Dada came back!!! "It's not in kitchen Maxwell. Where is Dada's Iphone."

I stuffed it between my legs again.  "Umm. Over there!" and pointed to the foyer.  But they were on to me. =(